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"As long as I hold these titles, DX will never be the tag team champions"

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"As long as I hold these titles, DX will never be the tag team champions"
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Date:
27.11.2009
Chris Jericho: "Now while all of you troglodytes attempt to digest your massive Thanksgiving dinners and try to recover from your tryptophan hangovers, I know you're waiting with bated breath for the date December, 13th. Because that is the day that the most dominant tag team of this or any other generation, The Big Show and Chris Jericho, have a Tables, Ladders & Chairs match against the juvenile delinquents known as DX. [kurzer Jubel] Oh, you like DX, do you? Yeah. Well cheer for DX while you can, because while you see December 13 as being the beginning of the DX championship reign, I'm counting the days down, because I know, that after December 13th I'll never have to deal with DX again.

Because a TLC match, a Tables, Ladders & Chairs match, is not about moronic catchphrases or sophomore jokes or the pandering and shilling of cheap merchandise that all of you sicko fans wait in line to purchase. No. A TLC match is the most dangerous match ever created in the WWE history. So much so that there's only been eight recorded TLCs in the history of this business. ['You suck'-Rufe] You may think so, but I deal with the facts. The fact is Shawn Michaels and Triple H have never been in a TLC match, ever. I have been in two TLC matches. I have dominated TLC, I have won TLC and I have succeeded in TLC matches like I've succeeded in every single thing I've ever done in my entire life. I have defended these tag team championships in a TLC, because I am a winner. ['You suck'] No. No, I don't. I am a winner and DX are losers. Because despite their accomplishments, their impressive accolades, they have never been the Tag Team Champions, ever! And as long as I hold these titles, they never will!

I am the best in the world at what I do. I deserve respect from all of you hypocrites and from all these parasites in the back. Yet I do not get it. I demand respect and yet General Manager Teddy Long proverbially slaps me in the face time and time again. How can there be a #1 contender's match for the World Heavyweight Champion tonight on SmackDown and I am not in it? How? And I demand that Teddy Long makes things right. Because as the face of SmackDown nobody deserves to be #1 contender more than me. And nobody should be the World Heavyweight Champion more than Chris Jericho." [Daraufhin ertönt die Musik von Theodore Long und der General Manager erscheint auf der Bühne.]

Theodore Long: "Jericho. You seem to have it all figured out, don't you, playa?"

Jericho: "Yeah, player. I do have it all figured out. I'm the face of this show and you should give me whatever I want."

Long: "Is that right?"

Jericho: "Yeah, that's right. So do it."

Long: "Well, tell you what, Chris. I'm gonna give you what you want tonight, playa."

Jericho: "Finally Mr. Long, you have made a smart decision. Finally you're gonna do the right thing and insert me into the #1 contender match. Kudos to you, Teddy."

Long: "No, Chris. Not at all. You see tonight, in a non title match, you're going to go one on one with the World Heavyweight Champion, The Undertaker."

[Jericho formt lautlos die Sätze 'That's not what I asked for' und 'Not what I want', als das Segment endet.]
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