"I'm straighter than any line you can snore up your nose"

[CM Punk kommt in voller Jeff Hardy-Montur zu dessen Musik in den Ring.]

CM Punk: "Awwwww. Did you expect somebody else? Well, he's gone. So, like a junkie waiting for his or her next fix, I suggest you all soak this up while you can, because this is the last time you'll ever see a trace of Jeff Hardy here on Friday Night SmackDown, ever again. And that means no more ridiculous face-paint. [wischt sich die Farbe aus dem Gesicht] That means no more stupid armbands. [zieht die Armbänder ab] And it certainly means no more excuses. Now that the 'Charismatic Enabler' is gone, I can see it on your faces; you're all wondering, if his living in the moment/life of excess was the answer. And the clear answer is: It wasn't. See, I know you're all not strong enough to be like me. I see it every day. I know how completely weak all of you people really are. [lässt sich seinen Championgürtel geben] But now, at least, you all have a champion you can be proud of. A Straight Edge World Heavyweight Champion! [hebt unter Buhrufen den Gürtel nach oben]

Now that Jeff's gone, I'm the only one that's strong enough to reach out to you, pull you up from your downward-spiraling life. I certainly won't ever miss a show because of an incident at an airport. I certainly won't ever skip a WrestleMania because I failed a test. Unlike Jeff I'm built to last. And I am here to stay. So, if you're gonna emulate any WWE Superstar, the choice is extremely clear. It's the choice of a new generation. And his name is CM Punk.

And then there's The Undertaker, who is a legend. But he is no longer the solitary icon here on SmackDown. I am the only back-to-back Money In The Bank winner, I am the man that retired Jeff Hardy, and I'm the first and only Straight Edge World Heavyweight Champion. So, if The Undertaker at any moment wants to come down here and test my breaking point--well, I'll be waiting. I'll be waiting for the lights to go out, for him to appear before my magical eyes. In fact, I know The Undertaker is here right now. So, Undertaker, if you wanna come down here and face me, man to man--like I said, I'll be waiting. [schaut auf seine imaginäre Uhr]

See, Ladies and Gentlemen, The Undertaker knows it's not in his best interest to face me in the ring man to man. You'd rather lurk in the shadows and play psychological games, which is what you people fall for every single time. See, all it takes is a couple of mirrors and some smoke to make you all believers. Smoke being the operative word. I can imagine you all, sitting on your couch, vegging out, smoking your illegal substances. Hanging on The Undertaker's every magical trick. Oohing and aahing at all his spooky powers. Well, what The Undertaker fails to realize is, that unlike you people, my mind is clear and strong. It hasn't been polluted with barbiturates and poison like beer and cigarettes. So at Breaking Point there's not gonna be any time for games and tricks.

It's gonna be two icons in the ring, face to face, in a fight to the finish. And I love that. I love it, because The Undertaker has never faced a guy like me before. I have no breaking point. And all you have to do is look in my eyes and realize that I've laughed in the face of temptation, time and time again. I have never tapped out to society's schoolyard attempts and peer pressure. You try to stick a beer in my hand with the same commercials that have hypnotized all of you people and that sell you all your narcotics and things you're addicted to--well, I'm harder than any alcohol you can drink. I'm straighter than any line you can snore up your nose. And I certainly can hurt you a lot faster than any pill you put on your tongue.

But I do have one vice. It's a very dangerous vice, in fact, it's more dangerous that anything all of you people are addicted to. I can't get enough of it, but unlike your typical monkey on your back... it's more like an Anaconda--"

[Matt Hardys Musik ertönt und selbiger stürmt in den Ring und attackiert Punk, ehe Referees die beiden trennen]