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"The big red retard can finally speak!"

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Title:
"The big red retard can finally speak!"
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Date:
06.09.1999
The Rock: "Finally the Rock has come back to Hartford!

Kane, you think you impress the Rock when your music hits, all the lights go out, you got fire comin' out of the post, fire shootin' out of your ass, you got fire comin' outta everywhere. And then all of a sudden you're doin' jumpin' jacks, you're happy because Kane can talk, the big red retard can finally speak. Well, Kane, the Rock says this, he's in a giving mood tonight, you come on out here, the Rock's got a little gift for ya. He'll give you this microphone right here, so you can talk in front of the millions ["AND MILLIONS"] of Rock's fans, take your little voice gimmick, stick it to your throat and say this: [mit verstellter Stimme] 'My name is Kane ["ROCKY ROCKY"] and I am a roo-dy-poo-can-dy-ass.' And the Rock says this, Kane, that little voice box you used to use, you've left the Rock with one choice on what to do with it. The Rock says, he'll take your little voice box, take all the batteries out, lube it up, turn that sumbitch sideways and stick it straight up you candy ass! If you smeeeeell...what the Rock ["IS COOKIN'"] is cookin'."
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