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"Bischoff - or should I say Jerk-off..."

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Date: 17.02.1996
Promotion: Extreme Championship Wrestling
Event: ECW Cyberslam 1996 (Card with guide)
Brian Pillman: "I like you [Joey Styles] as an announcer, you know why? Cause I just had an announcer in Atlanta, Georgia, take away my constitutional rights. I have been fired by Eric Bischoff! He's a pretty popular guy. He's pretty popular with...my legal department as well. Bischoff - or should I say Jerk-off - you can't take away my constitutional rights, 'cause I'm in Philadelphia, where the Constitution... where the Constitution was written.

Now, Bischer-gofer, Bischer-nineties-whiz-kid, the great success story of '96, former coffee gofer for Verne Gagne, is now leading the show in the big time. You are a piece of fucking shit! [Styles will Pillman unterbrechen und in die Werbung schalten] No, no, Joey Styles. You're not running this interview, I am! Cause I'm Brian fucking Pillman! Let me tell you a little more - you know what Eric Bischoff is? Eric Bischoff is each and every one of these motherfucking smart marks rolled up in a giant piece of shit!

I guess you guys didn't get that. Smart marks - what's a smart mark? A mark with a high IQ? Okay, smart marks, okay, you know what a mark is? A mark is a guy that pays his last twenty dollars on crack cocaine! A mark is a guy that believes that O.J. didn't do it! And a mark is every one of you sorry son-of-a-fucking-bitches! So you know what... I gonna do right fucking here, right now? The only appropriate thing Brian Pillman should do - I'm gonna yank out my johnson and piss in this hell-hole!"
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Average in 2010: 10.00
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Average in 2007: 9.50

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