"Your kids will probably grow up to be failures"

Jack Swagger: "So last week, Tommy Dreamer was bragging. Bragging about how he's been in this business for 19 years. He was bragging up until I beat him in our match. Gees, gees. But it's true, Tommy has been in ECW since day one. And while that may sound impressive, what actually has Tommy done in all that time? Let's see. [ergreift einen Singapore Cane]

Tommy first made his mark when some drunk named Sandman was beating him with the cane. Tommy kept saying over and over again 'Thank you, sir. May I have another?'. I don't get it, but i guess he was trying to prove how tough he was. How hardcore he was. Of course Tommy was receiving the beating because he lost a match to The Sandman. I guess some things never change, do they Tommy? But Tommy didn't lose all of his matches. He actually won one. And became ECW Champion. [hält den alten ECW Gürtel in die Höhe]

You guys remember this, right? It's the oooold ECW championship. Old just like your hero Tommy Dreamer. Of course his title reign didn't last long. Ha ha. Didn't last long at all, about 30 minutes. Ha ha. 30 minutes. We've been on the air longer than that tonight. [schmeißt den Gürtel in eine Mülltonne]

But let's talk about a chapter of Tommy's life that was both significant in the ring and out of the ring. This is Beulah McGillycutty. [hält ein Foto von ihr in die Kamera] Tommy's in-ring girlfriend turned out-of-ring wife. Tommy and Beulah been married for six years and have two beautiful, beautiful twin daughters. In fact, they're probably at home right now watching. So Beulah. How does it feel to know that your husband is past his prime? And past his prime implies in fact that he actually had a prime. Your husband is a failure! Which means you married a failure. Which means your kids will probably grow up to be failures. But don't worry. There's still hope. You can find a role model, someone like The All-American American Jack Swagger. I let you, I let you look up to me. Because if I don't, you probably end up working at some fast food restaurant, dating the manager ... [Swagger wird von Dreamers Musik unterbrochen. Tommy stürmt zum Ring, verpasst Swagger einen Schlag mit dem Cane und schlägt ihn in die Flucht]"