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"The Dirt on DX"

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Promo Data
Title:
"The Dirt on DX"
Date:
28.10.2008
John Morrison: "Hi. I'm John Morrison. And the diamonds on my abs right now are worth enough money to deport each and every illegal alien from this city."

The Miz: "And I'm the Real Deal Sex Appeal, the Soldier Of Seduction, the Demon Of Desire, your Chick Magnet, The Miz! This Monday, John Morrison and The Miz, the greatest tag team of the 21st century, will face the greatest tag team of the 20th century, D-Generation X."

Morrison: "But tonight, the Dirt Sheet will break from tradition and take a fair and balanced look at this historic tag team."

Miz: "D-X was formed in 1997. John, what were you doing in 1997?"

Morrison: "97? I was in high school. I just finished writing my first screenplay."

Miz: "I was also in high school. Normandy High. But since then we graduated high school, gone to college, created the number one talk show on the internet, the Dirt Sheet, and became the greatest tag team of all time."

Morrison: "Meanwhile, between the two of them, Shawn Michaels and Triple H have won 16 world championships."

Miz: "They've also found the loves of their lives, got married and started families."

Morrison: "Well, that's adorable."

Miz: "Isn't it?"

Morrison: "That's just adorable. But I think we have to ask ourselves, how well do we really know this Shawn Michaels? What do we really know about Triple H? So, in the spirit of the political season, and in an effort to obtain full disclosure, we ask you to take a look at this."

[Es folgt eine Videoeinspielung. Morrisons Stimme kommt aus dem off.]

Shawn Michaels says he thinks he's cute. He knows he's sexy. Is it that fierce mullet that makes him cute? Or maybe it's the way he dances in those manly chaps. At the palace of wisdom they don't send a boy to do a man's job. They send a shaman, The Shaman of Sexy, John Morrison.

Miz: [auch aus dem off] Meanwhile Triple H likes to call himself the King of Kings. [Texteinblendung: Court Jester] But what's Triple H really saying when he uses such a big sledgehammer. [Feeling Inadequate?] It is to compensate for deficiencies? [Yes, Inadequate] Triple H may call himself the Game, but no one has more game than The Miz. And that's why he's your Chick Magnet.

Morrison: "I'm John Morrison,"

Miz: "And I'm The Miz,"

Miz & Morrison: "And we approve this message." [sponsored by people for the palace of wisdom]

Morrison: [wieder im Ring] "Thank you, thank you."

Miz: "Yeah, they just got obama'd."

Morrison: "I think right now D-X is feeling the McPain."

Miz: "Dude, they might be a little mad at that."

Morrison: "Oh, you think?"

Miz: "You think we crossed the line?"

Morrison: "Uh, I don't know. Whoops, but I guess there is only one way to find out. So, Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages, please welcome our special guests at this time, D-Generation X!" [zwei Nachahmer von Shawn Michaels und Triple H bahnen sich ihren Weg in den Ring.]

"Gentlemen, Gentlemen, thank you for interrupting your busy schedules and join us tonight."

Miz: "Wow, those are high pants, Shawn. Ha ha ha. Now before we start this, do you guys have any childish humour or catchphrases you really want to get off your chest?"

Fake Triple H: "Actually-ah, it's more of a question-ah, are you ready? I SAID…"

Morrison: "Actually, we don't care what you said. Because the Dirt Sheet isn't about lame attempts in humour, we don't do fart jokes or tired catchphrases. We are the Elite of the Elite from Hollywood. We are A-Listers. We don't try to appeal to the lowest common denominator. We ride up to our fans."

Miz: "And if you mainly sheep out there, and all over the world, don't get our brand of entertainment, that's your problem, not ours! In the one year since John Morrison and The Miz have been tagging, we have surpassed almost all of the accomplishments that D-X has in eleven years! And the ones we haven't, just give us time. We are better than D-X was then, we are better than D-X is now, and this Monday night, on the 800th episode of RAW, The Miz and John Morrison will prove it!"

Fake Shawn Michaels: "Oh yeah? Well I got two words for ya…"

Miz: "No, I got five." [verpasst dem falschen HBK eine Ohrfeige, Morrison mit dem Moonlight Drive gegen den falschen HHH, Miz fertigt HBK mit dem Reality Check ab.]

Morrison: "Shawn Michaels, Triple H, in life there are winners and there are losers. And this Monday night at RAW, we are gonna have two words for you…"

Miz & Morrison: "Be Jealous!"
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