"You have to learn to take care of your champion"

Mike Adamle: "Hey, Chris. Come in here. Congratulations. Congratulations, man. Celebrate now, because I need you to start focusing on No Mercy."

Chris Jericho: "No Mercy? Too much, Mike. Let's go through what I've been through in the last eight days. I faced Shawn Michaels in an unsanctioned match, then I beat JBL, Kane, Rey Mysterio, Batista in the Scramble to become the champion, then next night you put me in a match against Batista and then tonight you put me in a cage match against CM Punk. And I keep coming out on top and winning, but Mike, I'm gonna be honest with you, if you wanna make it in this job, you have to learn to take care of your champion. I'm your most valuable asset on this show. I told you, I told you last week, I'm not a machine. I'm a human being. You need to take care of me. As a matter of fact, I think we need to go to your office, so I can explain a few things to you right now. Okay?"

Mike Adamle: "Fair enough."