Promo Data
Crossbones: "You might ask yourself "Where is UltraMantis, where is the man-monster Hydra tonight?" Well, the fact is... they are busy! So tonight, Create-A-Wrestler... Create-A-Wrestler, are you freakin' kiddin' me? You depend on CHIKARA Fans to give you your identity, to tell you who you are? I know who you are. You're a nobody, you're a loser!
In fact, you have one good thing about you. You have something in common with one of the greatest wrestlers to ever walk this planet earth. No, not Max Moon! I'm talkin' about The Undertaker! Yes, now don't get confused and think you're going to hit me with Chokeslams or Tombstone Piledrivers. Maybe that... what is that thing? The, the Last Ride! No! The only thing you have in common with him is that you're a dead man! Rest in peace!"