"Even JR has erected a monument in his trousers"

Santino Marella: "[bindet seinem Valet Maria seine Jacke um, nachdem ihr bei einem Match mit Melina die Hose herunter rutschte] Oh no no, oh no no. Dat is not acceptable. Damma you Japanese people for your high definition technology. How dare you people? How dare you take de pleasure of dee exposure of my Maria? Look at dem, look at dem, Maria: Dey're all fantasizing about you right now. Even JR has erected a monument in his trousers. It might be... it might be a small monument, but it's a monument nonetheless. I feel like grabbing the Liberty Bell, turning it upside down and puking inside of it. Mark my words: You people will never ever see-a my Maria in Playboy. NEVER! Come on, Maria."