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"Bottom line is: If there's a livestock involved, I beat you like it"

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Title:
"Bottom line is: If there's a livestock involved, I beat you like it"
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Date:
29.10.2007
Santino Marella "I'm here to make a formal complaint to the WWE travel department. Dose stupid-a idiots screwed up my travel so bad, I was prevented from coming to Cyber Sunday. And moreso, I was prevented from giving Stone Cold Steve Austin ar piece of my mind. Dee only consolation I have, is that the in-flight-movie was not ‘The Condemned'. You see, dere are not enough vomit bags in North America to contain all the..."

[Santino wird von der Musik Stone Cold Steve Austins unterbrochen. Das Publikum bricht in Jubel aus, aber anstelle Austins taucht nur ein als Austin verkleideter Santino auf dem Titantron auf, der in einer Mischung aus Santinos Italo-Akzent und Austins Südstaaten-Slang etwas zu sagen hat]

Stone Cold Santino: "Wella, wella, well: Santino Marella, we finally meet. I've gotta something to say to you."

Santino: "Stone Cold, it's about time. Why don't you come here and say whatever you want?"

Stone Cold Santino: "Shudduppa. If I wanted to, I'd comma down there and beat you like a rented mule. Or a mule for purchass. Bottom line is: If there's a livestock involved, I beat you like it. But dat's not what I want."

Santino: "Whatissit you want, Stone Cold?"

Stone Cold Santino: "What I want to say is: You are right. About everyting. Santino, you shouldave been de star in ‘The Condemned'. You shouldave been featured in de WWE Magazine. You're de biggest rising star on-a RAW. And if anyone disagrees with-a me, I'll open a can of dee ass-whip, stomp a mud-pie, eat some low-fat frozen yoghurt and dat's de bottom lines because-a Stone Cold-a said so."

[Stone Cold Santino lässt sich in Austin-Manier ein Bier zuwerfen, nippt aber nur kurz daran, ehe er mit ernster Miene aus dem Blickfeld der Kamera geht]

Santino: "Wow. Thank you very much, Stone Cold-a Steve Austin. Thank you for your honesty. You see, you people canna learn something from Stone Cold. He may be a really lousy actor, but he has an eye for talent. [Maria ist auf dem Weg zum Ring] Maria, we're going to dinner in a couple of hours. Can't you wait?"

Maria "Santino, I just found out, He's gonna be here next week."

Santino: "Pronounce, Maria: Who's he? Somebody from Philadelphia? Maybe Benjamin Franklin? Maybe Tom Hanks wit dee AIDS? Who, Maria, who?"

Maria: "Stone Cold Steve Austin."

Santino: "Stone Cold? Is going to be here on RAW? Next week? Haha, Maria, have you been on of dose internet shot sites again? You see, my Maria, she'll believe everthing: The Loch Ness Monster, Sasquatch... Maria: If Stone Cold would have come here, he already would have come by now. Dee only place you're going to see Stone Cold-a Steve Austin is on de cover of de Condemned-DVD next to Jillian's CD [er meint Lilian Garcia] at some gas station in de discount. And dose are de real bottom lines, because Santino Marella sayetta so."
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