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"What kind of French Restaurant is this supposed to be?"

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Title:
"What kind of French Restaurant is this supposed to be?"
Date:
21.12.2007
Kellner: "Are you ready to order?"

Michelle McCool: "Yes, yes, thank you. I actually..."

Jamie Noble: "Hey hey... I got this, I got this: I want this to be done proper. We would like to start out with some French Onion Soup, then we would like to move on to French Fried Onion Rings, French Fries, French Dip and then to top it all, we would like to have one of them French Latte please, vanilla."

Kellner: "Yes... but you see, we cannot do this... um..."

Noble: "Why are you telling me no? I mean, first, you're telling me that there is no Ripple. Then you tell me there is no French Food. I mean, what kind of French Restaurant is this supposed to be? Are you trying to ruin my date? I'm trying to impress my girl here and every time I turn around, you come and try to... [Michelle will ihm in den Arm fallen] No no. Hey, you know what? Relax! I got this. I don't think this guy realizes he would be speaking German right now if it weren't for Uncle Sam bailing your ass out of Desert Storm. Huh, he's got a problem, Michelle. I mean, all these French people do, they try to take credit for everything. He's trying to tell us the French gave us the Statue of Liberty, and everybody knows the Romans [did it]. These French people couldn't even tell us that slavery was wrong. We had a bunch of Vikings... Vikings telling us that slavery was wrong. [Michelle schänkt Wein für sich nach] Hey, look pal: You wanna relax, okay? You might wanna not try sabotage my date and worry more about your own women who are over letting their body hair grow out and sitting around all day, dreaming about and fantasizing of Jean-Claude Van Damme, okay? Next time you speak with that French attitude... now don't eyeball me. You hear me, don't you ever eyeball me. You might wanna realize where you're at. That's in the greatest country in the World: America! America, pal! Alright, huh? How do you like dealing with that, Monspierre? Stop trying to mess my date up."

Kellner: "Okay, but these items I cannot get, because they're not in the menu. This is pastafare, we have an Italian restaurant."

[Noble sinkt verschämt in seinen Stuhl und nimmt ein Glas Wein zu sich]

Noble: "Italians... You know, I beat Chuck Palumbo three times, he's Italian."

McCool: "That... That's why I'm here."
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