"You look like a straight-edge Blink 182 groupie"

John Morrison: "No one expected John Morrison to become the ECW Champion. Not only did I shock the world, I gave the people a champion to believe in. An avatar, a portal to the infinite. And you see Punk, it doesn't matter what you say: Words are nothing more than illusions. The fact is, Punk, you are a loser. You look depressing, you don't look like a champion, you hardly even look like a man. You picked your tattoos out of a coloring book. Me, I'm beyond good and evil. You look like a straight-edge Blink 182 groupie who cried himself to sleep when he couldn't sneak backstage. I'm the Tuesday Night Delight. The Shaman Of Sexy. And tonight Punk, the time has come for your greatest and final failure. Tonight, I'm gonna prove why I, John Morrison am the ECW Champion - once and for all, forever."