"I've got to admit: I am awesome"

Edge: "The Champ is here! Let me repeat that one more time. I said…the Champ is here!! And the best part is, none of you people saw it coming. All of you people who think they can predict exactly what's going to happen in this ring. I outsmarted all of you. And the most unpredictable move in WWE history, I cashed in my Money in the Bank after the Elimination Chamber match. And I fooled you all. Kane, Chris Masters, Kurt Angle, Carlito, Shawn Michaels, and the former – let me repeat that one more time – the former WWE Champion, John Cena.

Well, they just about killed themselves in the chamber match last night. Ten tons of steel, two miles of chain. I ask you why bother? Because in this industry you don't have to be the biggest, you don't have to be the strongest, you don't have to be the toughest, but you do have to be the smartest. You see I saw my opportunity – I abided my time. I was patient. Just like I was with my lovely lady, Lita. Mm mm mm. I saw what I wanted, and like a thief in the night I snuck in and I took everything I wanted. And last night, I took what I wanted most. More than anything else in the world. I took the WWE championship. My name looks so good on that bad boy, but before we move on I'd like to reminisce about my prior accomplishments here in the WWE so let's roll it shall we.

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After watching that, I've got to admit: I am awesome. I have done some serious business here in the WWE. You probably think that Lita and I went back to the hotel last night and performed some sexual gymnastics. But we didn't, we saved ourselves for tonight. Because the Rated R Superstar wanted to celebrate his way with live, unbridled, torrid, passionate sex. So I say, we let the celebrations begin."