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"I take the time to kiss your babies, and you boo me!"

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"I take the time to kiss your babies, and you boo me!"
Date:
20.01.2000
The Big Show: "So I guess the first thing I should do is, I probably should come out here and apologise. You know, I should apologise for not being... what you want. I should apologise for not being something I can't be. I should apologise for something I never will be. ["Asshole"] Folks, I'm here to tell ya I'll never be the Rock. You know, you people sit here and you boo ME. You BOO me! Yet I take the time away from my family, when I'm eating dinner to sign your autographs, to shake your hands, to kiss your babies, and you boo me! Well let me tell ya - I know WHY each and every one of you boos me, and doesn't like me, and why everybody in that locker room back there doesn't like me. You wanna know why nobody likes me? Because all of you can never be seven foot two, five hundred pounds!

It drives you absolutely nuts, knowing that that - that I can stand in this ring and be the most dominating force that has ever walked into the WWF. And all you can do is sit back with a sour grapes attitude and watch and boo, 'cause it's not you. Look, you guys chant 'Rocky' all the time, you're a part of that illusion too - of course you think Rocky's gonna win the Royal Rumble, don'cha? Well I gotta big news flash for ya. For him to win the Royal Rumble, he's gotta get past me. There's nobody here in the WWF that is gonna stop me at Royal Rumble - I am 7'2" - I am 500 pound - I will throw each and every one of them OVER the top rope. *I* will be the one to win. *I* will go on to WrestleMania - and *I* will get back MY WWF title!

Now as far as Rocky goes, I don't like Rocky. NO, let me get that straight - I HATE Rocky! So, I'm gonna get this over with fast, I'm gonna settle my scores I think right here tonight. So if we could get Rocky to bring his eyebrow-raisin', narrow, pea-headed self down here, I will shine his pretty little head right up, take my finger, push his eyebrow up, grab him by the neck, turn him sideways, and I'm gonna stick him straight up the People's ASS!

[The Rock lässt die Provokation nicht unkommentiert ablaufen und kommt zum Ring.]

Hey Rocky! You know how all these people chant for you?...you can HAVE the damn people!"

The Rock: "Finally, the Rock HAS COME BACK to Providence! Let the Rock understand this, Big Show. You are 7'2", 500 pounds, former WWF Champion. One of the most physically impressive specimens the WWF has ever seen - you grab the microphone, look everybody in the eye, and you say this? [jammernd] 'Why are you booing me? Don't you boo me...' Oh, shut your mouth! You see, so the Rock says there's a little lesson to be learned here and that lesson is this. Big Show, you see, when you insult the Rock, when you insult the Great One, when you insult the People's Champion, you insult...the People.

Now seeing as you've insulted the People, you've left the Rock with not one but two choices! The first choice is the Rock could go in the back, take off his $500 shirt, wait 'til Sunday and eliminate your big candyass to win the Royal Rumble. And then there's the... second choice. And seeing as we are here on the Rock's show (SmackDown!), the Rock figured he'd just... walk down the People's Ramp - just like this... stop in the middle, just like this - inhale the electricity from the millions - of Rock's fans... keep walkin', just like this... come up in the middle of the People's Ring, and kick your candyass all over Providence."

[Bevor die beiden brawlen können, unterbricht Kanes Einzugsmusik. Kane kommt zusammen mit Tori zum Ring, die für ihn spricht.]

Tori: "Well, well, well - egos are certainly running amuck here on SmackDown! - huge egos. You know, it's funny - you two seem to think that you are the only ones capable of winning this year's Royal Rumble, hahaha. Wow. Well, hello - hate to rain on your parade, boys - but there are 28 others who think that they are capable of winning. I'm here to inform you, there can be only one winner - and he is - the big - RED - MACHINE!"

[Kane kommt ebenfalls zum Ring, doch "My Time" unterbricht erneut.]

Triple H: "You know, if there's one thing I hate, it's a bunch of egomaniacs. You guys stand out here puttin' yourselves over, talking a bunch of crap about I'm gonna beat you, and I'm gonna throw you over the top rope, and I'm gonna do this, and I'm gonna do that... ["Asshole!"] ...when the fact of the matter is, you all are going Sunday to the Royal Rumble with the sole purpose of winning so you can get the chance to step into the ring at WrestleMania with The Game-uh, so that you can get a shot at the World Wrestling Federation championship.

Well, I've got news for you. The winner of the Royal Rumble... ["Cactus Jack"] ...for the winner of the Royal Rumble, April 2nd in Anaheim, it's gonna be a whole lot of long night, and it's gonna be one big disappointment, because I go to WrestleMania the World Wrestling Federation champ, and I leave WrestleMania The Game-uh, and I leave WrestleMania the World Wrestling Federation champion. But, since you all seem so eager to fight - since the competitive juices seem to be floating through the air tonight, I think Steph and I can accommodate you.

You see, because... In That Very Ring, the three of you will compete tonight in the first ever Triple Threat - [Steph flüstert ihm was zu.] very good- over the top rope - [Steph flüstert erneut, die Zuschauer rufen "Slut! Slut! Slut!"] - don't talk about Tori like that - lumberjack match, so what that will mean - for you slow people - a Triple Threat, over the top rope, lumberjack match - and, that means, that like the Royal Rumble, 27 other men will walk to that ring, and they will surround it. The three of you will enter the ring - the object - to throw your opponent over the top rope. The winner will be the last one standing in that ring. The only difference between this and the Royal Rumble - the winner doesn't get a first-class ticket to WrestleMania to get his ass kicked by me."
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