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"Pearce... Texas Ranger"

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Promo Data
Title:
"Pearce... Texas Ranger"
Worker(s):
Date:
01.05.2004
Interviewer: "Welcome back folks. Tonight, as I said before numerous times, there's going to be a four way match for the first ever AWS Heavyweight Champion between Babi Slymm... [Pearce, der einen Cowboyhut trägt, beginnt den Interviewer permanent damit zu stupsen]... Samoa Joe, Frankie Kazarian and this man, Pearce... Texas Ranger. [gibt Pearce nach einigen Sekunden Schweigens das Mikro]

Pearce: "What do you think about this match tonight?"
Interviewer: "I think..."

Pearce: [Zieht ihm das Mikro weg] "Don't touch the mic!"
Interviewer: "I think it's going to be an excellent match, very hard hitting, fast paced match between four guys with very contradicting styles toward one another."

Pearce: "Do you think I give a shit about championships?"
Interviewer: "Sometimes?"

Pearce: "Do you think I give a shit about championships?"
Interviewer: "No, you don't."

Pearce: "That's right, I don't. And let me ask you this: Why don't I care about championships?"
Interviewer: "That's a good question. I don't know the answer to that."

Pearce: "If it's a good question, shouldn't you have a good answer?"
Interviewer: "Because..."

Pearce: "He obviously doesn't have a good answer. See, what I do – simply put – is I come out, I tell people to stick it, I slap people, I wrestle for ten minutes, I get paid and I go home. And tonight is no different. As you can see by my hat, I'm now a Texas Ranger. Pearce, Texas Ranger. Roaming the badlands with Chuck Norris. Representing. Not like Missing in Action, Part III or IV, but straight-up Walker, Texas Ranger. Have you seen that show?"
Interviewer: "Yes, I have"

Pearce: "Do you think it's Emmy Award winning?"
Interviewer: "I do."

Pearce: "Samoa Joe has not seen Walker, Texas Ranger. Babi Slymm starred in one episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. Do you know what he played?"
Interviewer: "Aaaaaaaa... criminal?"

Pearce: "He played a criminal. Do you know what he was a criminal for?"
Interviewer: "No, I don't."

Pearce: "He was a drug dealer. Do you know what I do to drug dealers?"
Interviewer: "Slap them?"

Pearce: "No. I buy drugs from drug dealers. Tonight, I'm buying drugs from Frankie Kazarian who also starred in one episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. Do you know what he played?"
Interviewer: "A criminal?"

Pearce: "No!"
Interviewer: "No, I don't."

Pearce: "He played Antonio Banderas in a fucking cameo appearance of Walker, Texas Ranger. And you can feel free to bleep out the word ‘fuck'. Do it as I say the words... fuck, fuck, fuck! That's three bleeps right there, the FCC is all over you. You're gonna pay the fine. How do you feel about it?"
Interviewer: "I... don't have any money."

Pearce: "As long as it doesn't come out of my payday I could care less. Have a wonderful day in AWS. Do you know what AWS stands for by the way?"
Interviewer: "Alternative Wrestling Show."

Pearce: "No."
Interviewer: "No, I don't sir."

Pearce: "Always... Wearing... Shit like this." [Geht]
Interviewer: "Adam Pearce, the Texas Ranger himself, ready for the match tonight... back to you guys."
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