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"This title no longer belongs to WWE, this title belongs to Brock Lesnar"

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"This title no longer belongs to WWE, this title belongs to Brock Lesnar"
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09.03.2015
Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and all day long they're trying to get me to preview this video but instead I decided to come out here live and watch this video along with every single one of you.

[Ein Video mit Ausschnitten aus einem Interview zwischen Reigns und Byron Saxton wird eingespielt]

Mhm, okay. So Roman Reigns makes some interesting points to which, ladies and gentlemen, I shall retort with 'Here comes the pain', the reigning, defending, undisputed WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World BROCK LESNAR!

[Lesnar kommt zum Ring]

Now, I understand what a fan pleasing video that was but to my client that was nothing short of sheer propaganda. If it came out of the tail end of a bull it wouldn't smell any different. 'Oh, Roman Reigns was the stand-out in NXT who went on to become the badass of The Shield where he was also a stand-out and then he defeated 29 other WWE Superstars at the Royal Rumble to become the #1 Contender and even defended his right to mainevent WrestleMania when he beat Daniel Bryan at WWE Fastlane. Yaaaay!' [Buhrufe] I've known that family since I was fourteen years old and I already stooged this off to my client. Let me tell you the truth about Roman Reigns because the WWE Universe likes to live vicariously through its own fantasies. That propaganda was pure fantasy.

The truth is when Roman Reigns was nine years old his father, who's one generation removed from cannibals used to take Roman and his bunch of savage cousins down to all the bars in Pensacola where the local football players would hang out. And they would point out the football players and say 'One man left standing, don't bother coming home for dinner tonight.' Roman Reigns' uncle would then take him down to the beach at Pensacola and his other criminal cousins and point out all the muscleheads and say 'One musclehead left standing, don't bother coming home tonight. Take him out with a punch. Take him out with a tackle.' Two moves that you see him do today. And the same applies at WrestleMania. Roman Reigns go to WrestleMania and beat Brock Lesnar for that title. Well, don't bother calling yourself a member of this family. It's a powerful, profound motivation for any young man let alone the baddest member of that family except that one problem. Roman Reigns, you will not beat Brock Lesnar for that title at WrestleMania. Even more so, Roman Reigns, I promise you this: Brock Lesnar will not loose the title to you at WrestleMania. And just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean the whole world's not against us. I know what goes on behind the scenes. So if The Authority has it in their head that somehow get that title away from Brock Lesnar and place it on Roman Reigns, so Seth Rollins can cash-in Money In The Bank on Roman Reigns 'cause he ain't man enough to cash it in on Brock Lesnar and that's what they're thinking because Seth Rollins will be cheaper as champion than Brock Lesnar. Let me spell this one out for you. If anybody has it in their heads to pull a Montreal Screwjob on Brock Lesnar for the title at WrestleMania, my client assures me any single person involved in that Montreal scenario will not leave that stadium alive.

You see, while Roman Reigns is coming in to WrestleMania with the mindset that he wants to stay a member of this family even if he has to bite Brock Lesnar's face off, Brock Lesnar can get his face stitched up like the beating, the sheer beating that Brock Lesnar's going to give Roman Reigns at WrestleMania. It's gonna make every single one of you respect Roman Reigns because when they're wheeling Roman Reigns down the street after the beating that he takes from Brock Lesnar each and everyone of you is going to say 'Yo, that's one badass Samoan. He took an asskicking like nobody else I've ever seen'. When Roman Reigns is too--"

[Heymans Mikrofon verreckt]

You know what I really like the most about this? I like how Oz behind the curtain or in the production truck likes to shut off my microphone instead of coming down to the ring and take that out of my hand. Instead of someone in the position of authority around here comes down to the ring and takes that title away from Brock Lesnar. And if you would like to take the title away from Brock Lesnar, go ahead! Grab a leg and take your best shot! Because if Brock Lesnar wants to spend his summer unifying the WWE and the UFC Title, that's what he's gonna do! [Jubel] Hey, sense you this one: If Brock Lesnar decides to go to Las Vegas and smack around Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao-- [zu Lesnar] by the way, do you realize that if you combine Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao together they're still ten pound shy of you-- that's what Brock Lesnar is going to do. Here's a message for everyone that keeps on shutting down my damn microphone. This title no longer belongs to WWE, this title belongs to Brock Lesnar! It's his! And he's not giving it back!

In 2002, they took a rookie and they put him in the ring with The Rock 'cause they thought The Rock would make headlines beating a former NCAA Divison One Heavyweight Champion and that rookie set Dwayne Johnson off to Hollywood. In 2014, they took this accomplished athlete, the first man to hold the NCAA Division One Heavyweight Championship, the UFC Title and the WWE Title and they fed him to the unbeatable Undertaker at WrestleMania thinking he be the 0 in 22:0. And he didn't just kill the streak, he damn nearly killed The Undertaker to now Bray Wyatt has to resurrect him. At SummerSlam one beast suplexed John Cena out of the main event at WrestleMania. So here's my question, ladies and gentlemen, 'cause it's all the same answer. Who did that to The Rock? Who did that to The Undertaker? Who did that to John Cena? And what the hell do you think he's going to do to Roman Reigns at WrestleMania? The answer to these questions is this. Brock Lesnar, Brock Lesnar, Brock Lesnar, Brock Lesnar, Brock Lesnar, Brock Lesnar, Brock Lesnar, Brock Lesnar, the reigning, defending, undisputed WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World, 'The Beast', 'The Conqueror' and the one that's gonna leave Roman Reigns flat on his back at WrestleMania BROCK LESNAR!"
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