"They don't serve diet soda in the palace of wisdom"

John Morrison: "I'm the ECW champion, the new face of extreme...the guru of greatness.... the sharman of sexy. CM Punk... I can tell by the way you're hopping around backstage that you're excited. You're excited at your shot for 15 minutes of fame. You're excited to experience just 15 minutes of John Morrison's reality. But let me ask you this, Punk: Can you handle it? Do you know when you’re waking up at 5 AM for your straight edge workout, John Morrison’s just getting home? They don't serve diet soda in the palace of wisdom, Punk. And me, I'm beyond good and evil. My fame is infinite. But for you, Punk, this is the end. After tonight, no one will remember your name."