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"Ryback, will you become a Paul Heyman Guy?"

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"Ryback, will you become a Paul Heyman Guy?"
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30.09.2013
Paul Heyman: "Ladies and Gentleman, my name is Paul Heyman–– and not only was I man enough to pin CM Punk 1–– 2–– 3, proving finally that I am the 'Best in the World', but I'm also a world renowned expert in political science. Take for example the fact, it's my theory, that you can not put down insurgence on their own soil, which is why, since I own CM Punk, that I knew that it was my obligation to go against my own theory and squash the rebellion that he attempted last week with 18,000 of his rebel forces on his own hometurf of Chicago. CM Punk had to be put down by me as if I was the great dictator in front of his fans, his friends and whatever people this week he considers to be his family. Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, I give to you exhibit A.

[Es wird gezeigt, wie CM Punk in der Vorwoche von Heyman's Schützlingen attackiert und durch einen Tisch befördert wurde.]

Now, I–– I give Punk credit, CM Punk is a man of commitment, but his commitment has been to break my face.

[Das Publikum jubelt.]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but the only reason this face is here tonight on world wide television, smiling at each and everyone of you is because of the independent actions of one man that decided to stop CM Punk's bullying of Paul Heyman and YES–– YES, that big, bad, beautiful man of whom I speak is you Ryback."

Ryback: "If there's one thing I hate in this negative world, it's a bully. And to see CM Punk take all that knowledge that you gave to him, all that friendship that you gave to him, all the sacrifices that you, and you alone, made for him. To see him and take all of that and hurl it, hurl it back in your face Paul–– I couldn't let that stand. Paul, you're a genius and there's nothing, and I mean nothing, I wouldn't do for you."

Paul Heyman: "You know I'm glad you feel that way, because, you know, 2013 is such a progressive year in so many different movements and it's–– it's time that, in this progressive society people stop living in denial of their true feelings, that people come out into the open that they are honest with how they feel about one another and I–– I don't want us to be stigmatized in that stereotypical Superstar-Advocat relationship. I want something much more meaningful for the two of us. You know, ever since you saved my life I have walked with that little extra spring in my step. I walk around feeling more like a man. I–– I feel virile, I feel free, I feel liberated and that–– damnit Ryback, that's because of you. And I wanna feel that way every single day for the rest of my life, which is why, here tonight, in front of the entire world I–– I wanna make this––

[Er wird von lauten Chants der Crowd unterbrochen.]

You know it's amazing that here you are living in a progressive society and you would interrupt such an intimate moment, between me and my hero Ryback. I wanna let you know, Sir, that this needs to become an official commitment and all commitments, you can call it commitment or relationship, you can call it a marriage, you can call it a partnership, all commitments are about mutual understanding and sacrifice and I even ran this by my children because of the enourmous sacrifice I'm gonna have to make in order to make this commitment to you. And the commitment that I wanna make to you is from the–– from the opening match to the main event. I wanna make this commitment to you in sickness and in health. I wanna make this commitment to you 'till death do us part. Ryback, I wanna make an honest man out of you.

[Ryback schaut ungläubig, während Heyman seine Hand nimmt und auf die Knie geht.]

Ryback–– you big, bad, beautiful man, will you–– Ryback eh–– will you–– eh–– Ryback, will you become a Paul Heyman Guy?"

[Heyman grinst diabolisch, auch Ryback grinst, doch bevor er eine Antwort geben kann wird CM Punks Musik eingespielt. Dieser kommt über den Zuschauerbereich in die Halle, stürzt er jedoch über die Barrikade und hält sich das Knie. Als Heyman ihm zu nahe kommt springt er plötzlich auf und attackiert ihn mit einem Kendo Stick. Auch Ryback und der heranstürmende Curtis Axel müssen einstecken. Während Ryback und Heyman die Flucht ergreifen, verpasst Punk Axel noch den GTS.]
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