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[3.0] "This was fancam footage. It was a basic match, with a countout finish. Not bad, but nothing special. *1/2"

[5.0] "It's impressive how 3/4 people in damage Ctrl managed to stay so credible after countless burials. I'm not going to rate it low since they've had worse, but why did you have to feed the top heel faction to Jade...?"

[8.0] "The excitement levels concerning this bout are high even before the match begins with all the current stories concerning Natsupoi, Yuna and Sareee. There's also Aya and Chi Chi renewing hostilities to add even more sizzle to the atmosphere and it's them who starts us off. They're both good value here but arguably Chi Chi missed a trick by not leaning into the boos she was getting; this could have really upped the atmosphere. Of course though, when Poi and Sareee are tagged in the atmosphere goes up a notch regardless as they begin where their Sareee-ISM IX and Tag League matches ended and are immediately snug as fuck with one another. The action from this point on becomes considerably more frenetic too and, by the time we reach the match's climax, Poi is suitably charged up to get the pin on Sareee to a big pop. The decision for this bout to go longer than the Korakuen scorcher involving Chi Chi, Miku, Sareee and HATE on 24.07 was smart too; this tag match isn't quite as great as that one but the extra time helps shift it towards very, very good. The post-match is very, very good too with Poi further burying her old cutesy persona and Sareee absolutely seething at the loss."